The Biology of Osmosis Jones

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What type of cell is Osmosis (Ozzie) Jones?

White blood cell.

A cop and his girlfriend are going to the kidneys to see who? Why do they need to go see them soon?

Stones, they’re going to pass.

After germs enter the bloodstream, whose problem do they become?

Immunity.

What does Ozzie’s bullet hit, causing Frank to get a leg cramp?

Nerve network.

When the saliva boat patrol is cleaning up the remnants of the dirty egg, they say that they are going to send a letter to the mayor about what?

Washing hands.

Outside the mayor’s office, what stature has the title, "Our Founder?

Sperm cell.

There is a fat cell housing shortage. What does the mayor say that they are working on to solve this problem?

A third chin.

Tom Colonic is running for mayor on a campaign of leaning up the rot and stagnation in the bowels. He wants to "get things moving" by adding what to Frank’s diet?

Salads and fiber.

Hair cells are being laid off on the scalp. (Frank is balding.) Where can these hear cells find plenty of jobs?

The back.

The mayor says that he has a plan that will, "Flush Colonic _____."

Down the toilet.

What is the location of Ozzie’s police station?

Lymph nodes.

When Drix (the cold pill) arrives in Frank’s stomach, the cells are amazed by his size. What is Ozzies comment about the pill?

It’s mostly sugar.

When Thrax (the virus) confronts the "Godfather" in thesauri, what part of the body and what type of gland is the sauna in?

The left armpit, sweat gland.

The "Godfather" tells his underlings to take Thorax and "Bury him in a _____."

Blackhead on the face.

What is the nasal dam made out of?

Cartilage.

What hall is Mayor Phlemming’s office located in?

Cerebellum Hall.

What community (inside Frank) cheers when the Mayor announces the trip to the Buffalo Wing Festival?

Love handles.

What button does Jones push to get rid of the bacteria on the oyster?

Puke button.

Now that some of the "Godfather’s" underlings have joined Thrax, where do they meed to plan out their attack of Frank?

Ingrown toenail.

What type of viruses are fighting on the street as cells place bets?

Chickenpox.

The "guy" running the fight used to be a virus. How did he enter the body?

Influenza, a shot.

That hols a meeting with other bacteria and viruses in a club called what?

Zit.

What is the name of the rock band playing at the club?

Kidney rocks.

What part of Frank’s body controls the temperature?

Hypothalamus.

What do Ozzie and Drix decide to call for in order to clean up the mess after the zit explodes?

Scap.

When Thrax is going to leave the ingrown toenail with his two remaining henchmen, one of them suggests that they do what for a while first?

Incubate.

What did Osmosis’s Great Great Granddaddy fight?

The measles’.

What did Ozzie’s ancestors come over on?

The umbilical cord.

When Drix decides to leave the body, what effect does he not want to have on Frank?

Immunity.

Drix gets on a bus whose sign indicates that its destination is what?

The bladder.

What is the "little dangly thing" in the back of the throat?

The uvula.

What substance kills Thrax (and most other pathogens)?

Alcohol.

In order for Drix to stay in Frank’s body, he’ll need a lawyer. Where does Ozzie suggest he go get one?

The hemorrhoids.

Find out what a "colonic" is and explain why Tom’s last name is perfect for a candidate with the platform described in question 9.

The infusion of water into the rectum by a colon therapist to cleanse and flush out the colon. He’ll help clean things up.

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